PHP Bacon!
Unfortunately, Elizabeth Smith mentioned on twitter that PHP 5.3's new garbage collector is based on a paper written by a man named Bacon (pdf here). We now have Bacon's garbage collector...
Announcing PHP 5.3: Now With More Bacon!!
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David F. Bacon:
Yes, indeed — spread the word.
Oh, and my (Kevin) Bacon number is 3.
1 January 2009, 9:43 am