Tower Of Power

 
from indiana import jones
import whip
import ruins
 
cave = new Ruins()
 
trap = indiana.steal( cave.treasure )
indiana.escape( trap )
 

ImportError: Snakes? I hate snakes!

At the risk of being marked as blog-spam, I got some pretty funny spam messages in my junk folder recently:

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It's a fun game trying to figure out what each message is peddling. Is it mortgage refinancing, watches, or penis enlargement pills? It's like a mystery!